Showing posts with label FUNNY. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FUNNY. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 3, 2018

THAT'S A LOT OF WINNING (KINDA LIKE HE PREDICTED)

Here's the deal. The 'cold' finally got to me. I could not face taking any kind of walk even in the modestly warmer weather we had in Chicago yesterday. Although the temperatures were hovering near positive double digits, that is 10°F, I chose to take a 'pass.'

Instead, today I provide a different public service. I am reprinting an essay from townhall.com written by someone named Kurt Schlicter who I had never heard of before. I think that those of you who admire President Donald Trump and his amazing accomplishments in this first year of his presidency will wildly enjoy this essay. I know that those of you who despise Preseident Donald Trump and recoil at those very same accomplishments will not enjoy this essay. Please know that your 'pain' brings me a special kind of joy.



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from townhall.com

Trump Ends 2017 Residing In His Enemies’ Heads

Posted: Dec 28, 2017 12:01 AM.


As 2017 comes to a close, tumbleweeds roll down the empty Lido Deck while the Republican base answers the question, “What if Conservative, Inc., gave a cruise and nobody came?” The Democrats fled Washington under cover of darkness, desperate to keep their slobbering socialist wing from forcing them to commit ritual suicide by closing down the government over Christmas because the GOP Congress (for now) won’t hand a couple million illegal aliens citizenship. Robert Mueller’s Keystone Kop Korps started off with “unquestioned integrity” and ended the year with totally questioned integrity. The mainstream media abandoned the principle of objectivity in favor of shrill advocacy, yet it is baffled that most Americans now consider its members like just another bunch of partisan hacks.

In the White House, where everyone who was anyone told us Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit would reign, President Donald Trump finished the year by signing a tax reform bill that punished conservatives’ enemies and rewarded their friends. The Democrats get to go tell their base of blue state coastal swells, “Uh, sorry about losing those state tax deductions cuz we were too busy resisting to actually negotiate and thereby get a seat at the table.” Cue the Sad Trombone. Trump plays for keeps, unlike the squish-cons who play for media hugs and invitations to the kool kidz’ parties.

He was supposed to lose the primary, but he didn’t. He was supposed to lose the general, but he didn’t. He was supposed to fall victim to the covert schemes of leftist bureaucrats and the overt obstruction of The Resistance, but he didn’t. Instead, Donald Trump has prospered as the most The elite keeps losing to the guy they tell us is dumb. The elite keeps losing to the guy they tell us is a clown. The elite keeps losing to the guy who doesn’t meet their bottom line standard to be worthy of governing – being one of the elite. So, what’s that make the elite?

He just refuses to lose. He just refuses to submit. He just refuses to give a damn about what they say or what they think. And that infuriates them. He won’t take a knee, but he will offer them a finger.

Brick by brick, he is disassembling the rickety edifice of Barack Obama’s transformed America. Regulations? Slashed, even as the screams of the professional expert class echo across the District of Columbia. ISIS? Dead, with our military unleashed to hunt down our enemies without hesitation or mercy. The Courts? Packed, not with squishy wimps ready to bend to the will of the WaPo and the Georgetown cocktail crew but with true conservatives determined to fight for the Constitution.

Trump’s enemies are getting tired of all the winning.

Slowly, it’s dawning on Trump’s enemies – on our enemies – that this isn’t just an unfortunate, temporary bump in the road to the Californiaization of America, but a U-turn. The people who elected Donald Trump were something his allegedly conservative Never Trump opponents never were: serious about being conservative. It’s easy to grift the donors with big talk about culture wars and policy initiatives when you never expect to be in a position to actually pull them off. But the Normals finally got sick of election year bomb-throwers morphing into pliable puffboys once their reps crossed into the Beltway. And that’s how you got Trump. president since Ronald Reagan. And it’s breaking the souls of his enemies. Deliciously.
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Your Food Diary For:

BREAKFAST Calories
kcal
Carbs
g
Fat
g
Protein
g
Sodium
mg
Sugar
g
Butter Flavored Grits 500 105 5 10 1,700 5
Bacon 200 0 15 15 875 0
Special K Chewy Nut Bar 150 20 6 3 60 12

850 125 26 28 2,635 17
L U N C H
Brioche Roll, 2 roll 440 82 5 16 740 16
Trader Joe's Salmon Burger, 2 burger 220 6 7 30 660 2

660 88 12 46 1,400 18
D I N N E R
Taco Bell - Hard Shell Tacos 680 48 40 32 1,240 4

680 48 40 32 1,240 4
S N A C K S
Wasabi Rice Crackers 420 88 5 7 298 0
Colby & Monterey Jack cheese 200 0 18 13 325 0

620 88 23 20 623 0
   
Totals 2,810 349 101 126 5,898 39
Your Daily Goal 2,139 267 71 107 2,300 80
Remaining -671 -82 -30 -19 -3,598 41
Calories
kcal
Carbs
g
Fat
g
Protein
g
Sodium
mg
Sugar
g
*You've earned 209 extra calories from exercise today         
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Friday, December 8, 2017

NOT GOOD ENOUGH, NOT SMART ENOUGH, PEOPLE DON'T LIKE YOU

Back when Al Franken was on SNL, he was unfunny, much like he is now. He claimed through his character, Stuart Smalley, that he was good enough, he was smart enough, and doggone it people  liked him. Perhaps that was the joke with his character. It turns out he wasn't good enough, he wasn't smart enough and his colleagues in the Senate didn't like him, in fact, they demanded that he resign,


The Democratic talking point is that they are somehow 'taking the high ground' by demanding this dope leave the Senate. What gall. A Democrat Governor will select a Democrat replacement. The Democrats remove the Al Franken embarrassment liability and stick someone in the slot who has an excellent chance of being elected in 2020. The Democrats risked absolutely nothing having Franken removed. Moral High Ground? Gimme a break!


Your Food Diary For:

BREAKFAST Calories
kcal
Carbs
g
Fat
g
Protein
g
Sodium
mg
Sugar
g
Grits 400 88 6 8 1,240 4
Nutty Oat 350 65 8 15 550 10

750 153 14 23 1,790 14
L U N C H
Turkey Bacon Sandwich 460 56 12 26 1,120 6

460 56 12 26 1,120 6
D I N N E R
Tuna Roll Maki w/Avocado  600 77 13 47 0 0

600 77 13 47 0 0
S N A C K S
Lucerne - Ice Cream 480 33 39 6 150 3
Add Food
480 33 39 6 150 3
Totals 2,290 319 78 102 3,060 23
Your Daily Goal 2,874 359 95 144 2,300 107
Remaining 584 40 17 42 -760 84
Calories
kcal
Carbs
g
Fat
g
Protein
g
Sodium
mg
Sugar
g
*You've earned 944 extra calories from exercise today         
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