Showing posts with label Al Franken. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Al Franken. Show all posts

Friday, December 8, 2017

NOT GOOD ENOUGH, NOT SMART ENOUGH, PEOPLE DON'T LIKE YOU

Back when Al Franken was on SNL, he was unfunny, much like he is now. He claimed through his character, Stuart Smalley, that he was good enough, he was smart enough, and doggone it people  liked him. Perhaps that was the joke with his character. It turns out he wasn't good enough, he wasn't smart enough and his colleagues in the Senate didn't like him, in fact, they demanded that he resign,


The Democratic talking point is that they are somehow 'taking the high ground' by demanding this dope leave the Senate. What gall. A Democrat Governor will select a Democrat replacement. The Democrats remove the Al Franken embarrassment liability and stick someone in the slot who has an excellent chance of being elected in 2020. The Democrats risked absolutely nothing having Franken removed. Moral High Ground? Gimme a break!


Your Food Diary For:

BREAKFAST Calories
kcal
Carbs
g
Fat
g
Protein
g
Sodium
mg
Sugar
g
Grits 400 88 6 8 1,240 4
Nutty Oat 350 65 8 15 550 10

750 153 14 23 1,790 14
L U N C H
Turkey Bacon Sandwich 460 56 12 26 1,120 6

460 56 12 26 1,120 6
D I N N E R
Tuna Roll Maki w/Avocado  600 77 13 47 0 0

600 77 13 47 0 0
S N A C K S
Lucerne - Ice Cream 480 33 39 6 150 3
Add Food
480 33 39 6 150 3
Totals 2,290 319 78 102 3,060 23
Your Daily Goal 2,874 359 95 144 2,300 107
Remaining 584 40 17 42 -760 84
Calories
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Carbs
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Fat
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Protein
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Sodium
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Sugar
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*You've earned 944 extra calories from exercise today         
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Sunday, December 3, 2017

THERE IS NO JOY IN MUDVILLE

Have you ever seen anyone in the media so happy reporting a story damaging to a sitting president and to the United States of America? When Joy Behar read the (fake) news story released by Brian Ross of ABC, she was positively giddy with joy and so was her moronic studio audience which erupted in cheers. She announced that 'Christmas had come early.'  

Sorry Joy, Santa giveth, and Santa taketh away.

Never mind, that the story, if true, might indeed have been explosive. Certainly, stock traders thought so, as the Dow Jones Industrial Average immediately dropped 350 points. One snag crept through, the story was completely false. The (fake) story as initially reported claimed that General Flynn had agreed to cooperate with Special Counsel Robert Mueller and testify that presidential candidate Donald Trump had ordered him to contact the Russians. There it was. the glorious smoking gun. The proof that the ridiculous story told and re-told by every moron in America was true. One minor change to the story, deflated the importance of the story. What General Flynn did agree to do was cooperate with Special Counsel Robert Mueller and testify that president-elect Donald Trump had ordered him to contact the Russians. You see the conundrum here, yes? It is nearly impossible to collude with The Russians to get oneself elected AFTER the election. Sorry, Joy Behar, you lefty loon, you hateful despicable, might I say, deplorable dolt. Christmas did not come come early. Although one might argue that purveyors of truth might have gotten an early Christmas gift, as disgraceful Brain Ross has been suspended without pay for four weeks. Yep, there is no joy in mudville, mighty Brian Ross has struck out.

Enjoy this photo of Brian Ross, as you won't be seeing him on TV for the next month. Apparently fake news isn't quite as acceptable these days as it used to be. After all, when a fake news story is reported, we have a president who has the guts to point it out in an immediate tweet.  


It was really kinda sad to see all those happy people all across our great nation enjoying one of the most happiest days of their lives - only to have that joy swept away once it was evident that their joy was emanating from yet another fake news story. 






I have never shaved my head. Even this look, represents my trip to the barber where I requested my 'hair' be cut to the length of 1/2 mm. I suppose this would be what a shaved head would look like soon after a shaving ones head. Basically, it's five o'clock shadow on ones scalp.



Your Food Diary For:

BREAKFAST Calories
kcal
Carbs
g
Fat
g
Protein
g
Sodium
mg
Sugar
g
Grits 400 88 6 8 1,240 4
Special Recipe Bread - Nutty Oat 250 46 5 11 393 7

650 134 11 19 1,633 11
L U N C H
Sushi Dragon Roll Special 325 47 11 10 687 10

325 47 11 10 687 10
D I N N E R
Fried Chicken Cutlet     600 41 12 85 1,250 2
French Baguette 300 60 2 10 740 2

900 101 14 95 1,990 4
S N A C K S
Chocolate Chip Brownie 400 62 18 8 60 46

400 62 18 8 60 46
Totals 2,275 344 54 132 4,370 71
Your Daily Goal 3,279 410 109 164 2,300 123
Remaining 1,004 66 55 32 -2,070 52
Calories
kcal
Carbs
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Fat
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Protein
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Sodium
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Sugar
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*You've earned 1,349 extra calories from exercise today
If every day were like today...   You'd weigh 217.4 lbs in 5 weeks.





from cnn.com
ABC News suspends Brian Ross for 4 weeks over erroneous Flynn story
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ABC News announced Saturday that it has suspended investigative reporter Brian Ross for four weeks without pay after Ross was forced to correct a bombshell on-air report about Michael Flynn.
"We deeply regret and apologize for the serious error we made yesterday. The reporting conveyed by Brian Ross during the special report had not been fully vetted through our editorial standards process," ABC said in a statement. "As a result of our continued reporting over the next several hours ultimately we determined the information was wrong and we corrected the mistake on air and online." "It is vital we get the story right and retain the trust we have built with our audience -- these are our core principles," the statement added. "We fell far short of that yesterday." Citing a single anonymous source, Ross told viewers during an ABC special report on Friday morning that Flynn was prepared to testify that Donald Trump, as a candidate for president, told him to contact Russians. During Friday's edition of "World News Tonight," Ross walked back his report, telling viewers that the source who had provided the initial information for his story later told him that it was as president-elect, not as a candidate, that Trump asked Flynn to contact Russians..
An ABC News tweet about the report was retweeted about 25,000 times before being deleted. Ross' incorrect report prompted a dramatic reaction in the financial markets, and the Dow fell more than 350 points. Stocks largely recovered later in the day. CNN had initially reached out to ABC News early Friday afternoon to ask why Ross' initial reporting was not included in the network's online story about Flynn pleading guilty for lying to the FBI. Hours later, a spokesperson told CNN a correction was forthcoming. But ABC News initially attempted to downplay the mistake, referring to its correction as a "clarification" on "World News Tonight" and then online. After a barrage of criticism, the network changed the language online from "clarification" to "correction." Saturday evening's statement further ramped up the language; the network now calls it a "serious error." Ross commented later Saturday night. "My job is to hold people accountable and that's why I agree with being held accountable myself," he tweeted.Shortly after that, President Trump weighed in, tweeting his "congratulations" to ABC News for suspending Ross. Multiple ABC News employees, speaking on the condition of anonymity because they weren't publicly authorized to discuss the matter, told CNNMoney on Saturday there was internal embarrassment over the blunder. "It's a major embarrassment," one ABC News employee said. "It makes me cringe," echoed another. "This is not what any networks needs when people are so quick to say 'fake news' to you. It makes me sick to my stomach." This is not the first high-profile mistake by Ross. In a 2012 piece for which he apologized, he suggested that the Aurora shooter may have had a connection to the Tea Party.


Hey Joy, That Donald Trump guy is a real oaf ain't he? Oh wait, sorry, that  isn't Donald Trump, that's the Honorable Senator Al Franken who you would surely vote for President if you had the opportunity. 


Saturday, November 18, 2017

DEMOCRAT SEXUAL PREDATOR ALL STAR TEAM

I find it so hard to believe that so many morally confused people are still so bent out of shape over the crude remarks made by Donald Trump in private more than a decade before he ran for President. Everyone who has feigned outrage over this has apparently never been near normal dumb guys saying normal dumb stuff. Saying something stupid, and talking about doing something stupid does not mean that you have done something stupid. The particularly sad thing about what Donald Trump said about grabbing women, has proven to be extremely true. Don't believe me, ask Harvey Weinstein. At least is has apparently been true for the past few decades. Rich and/or famous and/or powerful and/or wealthy people apparently have felt that you could do anything to a women. So the fact that Donald Trump said this does not mean that he did it. Are we all in agreement?  But seriously, have you ever noticed how photogenic some of our national leaders are? The most recent example was provided by the (DIS)Honorable Senator from Minnesota, Al Franken on Thursday. 
The comedic genius of Al Franken is being nicely displayed in the photo.   Funny Stuff, eh? Do you realize that there were whispers that this clown could have been the Democratic Presidential nominee in 2020?
Carlos Danger, also known as the (DIS)Honorable Congressman from New York, the appropriately named, Anthony Wiener is another guy who has shown us what it means to be a class act. 
One of the women that Bill Clinton IS NOT accused of raping. Bill Clinton is considered a hero to the morally deficient lefty liberal loons. 

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This guy was not just an all-star - He belongs in the HALL OF FAME. In what kind of upside down moral world could this man have politically survived after his epic swim in July 1969?
The late Massachusetts Democrat, Senator Ted Kennedy remained a major national political figure despite the Chappaquiddick incident, where his late brother’s 29-year-old ex-staffer, Mary Jo Kopechne, drowned when a car Kennedy was driving went off a bridge. Kennedy pleaded guilty to leaving the scene of an accident, received a two month suspended sentence, and continued his political career until his death from brain cancer in 2009. Ted Kennedy was among the most revered Democrats in the country until his death. Now while he was not a murderer, he was clearly an involuntary manslaughterer. Democrats still voted him into office again and again. You see, being a Democrat means you do and say whatever you want, as long as you vote 'correctly'.

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Your Food Diary For:

BREAKFAST Calories
kcal
Carbs
g
Fat
g
Protein
g
Sodium
mg
Sugar
g
Grits 400 88 6 8 1,240 4
Nutty Oat Bread 250 46 5 11 393 7
English Muffin 120 25 1 4 200 1

770 159 12 23 1,833 12
L U N C H
Quaker - Pumpkin Spice Oatmeal 640 128 10 16 720 40
Campbell's Manhattan Clam Chowder 260 39 7 10 1,694 8

900 167 17 26 2,414 48
D I N N E R
Sushi Philadelphia Roll 300 39 12 10 590 0
Vita Coco - Pure Coconut Water 180 44 0 0 300 44

480 83 12 10 890 44
S N A C K S
Roundy's Part Skim Mozzarella String Cheese     160 2 12 16 400 0

160 2 12 16 400 0
Totals 2,310 411 53 75 5,537 104
Your Daily Goal 3,302 413 110 166 2,300 123
Remaining 992 2 57 91 -3,237 19
Calories
kcal
Carbs
g
Fat
g
Protein
g
Sodium
mg
Sugar
g
*You've earned 1,372 extra calories from exercise today

If every day were like today...   You'd weigh 214 lbs in 5 weeks     
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This was a particularly challenging week for weight management... It started last weekend with my 'all you can eat' sushi adventure. My gum surgery on Monday also put me 'off my game.' I ate a bit too much yogurt, cottage cheese and ice-cream as I was supposed to eat soft foods. The bottom line is that I went 2 pounds backwards this week. This upcoming week includes Thanksgiving which will present further challenges. I know that I can't walk enough to erase calories, but walking does mitigate some of the excesses at least a little bit - one hopes.

SATURDAY WEIGH IN:   

237.4 LBS