Showing posts with label John Cleese. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John Cleese. Show all posts

Sunday, November 27, 2016

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

This morning, I am 'borrowing' the title of an old 'Monty Python' skit (and movie) just to make the point that yesterday, I DID NOT WALK, I returned to the elliptical machine for my daily workout. On Thanksgiving Day, I walked (a lot) and when that day was over, I had logged 26 miles. I was still not 'recovered' from this on Saturday as my legs felt a bit like jelly. Of course, that is an exaggeration, but it is true that I could not fathom an outdoor walk of any meaningful distance. Instead, I trekked upstairs to my local friendly elliptical machine and completed a vigorous 99 minute workout. One thing I know about exercise, and do not act upon, is that it is important to do different things all the time. It is not beneficial to work on the same muscles, day after day, without mixing it up a bit. Although, I apparently did not have the energy or desire to take an urban hike, I must say that 99 minutes on an elliptical machine is 'no walk in the park either.' That workout was so good, and so refreshing, that I will repeat it today.
John Cleese of Monty Python announcing: 'And now for something completely different...''


elliptical machine, 99 minutes, 1531 calories burned


Your Food Diary For:

BREAKFAST Calories
kcal
Carbs
g
Fat
g
Protein
g
Sodium
mg
Sugar
g
Quaker Maple & Brown Sugar 960 192 12 24 1,560 72

960 192 12 24 1,560 72
L U N C H
Costco - Cheese Pizza Slice, 1.5 Slice 1,050 105 42 66 2,055 11

1,050 105 42 66 2,055 11
D I N N E R
Cơm Chiên Dương Châu 500 63 22 24 0 0
Vietnamese - Shrimp Spring Roll 100 11 4 6 350 1

600 74 26 30 350 1
S N A C K S
all natural - rice rolls, 7 roll 266 56 0 7 35 28
Dark Cocoa Chocolate Wafers 400 44 24 5 82 38
UNSWEETENED BANANA CHIPS 200 19 12 2 6 1

866 119 36 14 123 67
   
Totals 3,476 490 116 134 4,088 151
Your Daily Goal 3,291 411 109 165 2,300 123
Remaining -185 -79 -7 31 -1,788 -28
Calories
kcal
Carbs
g
Fat
g
Protein
g
Sodium
mg
Sugar
g
*You've earned 1,361 extra calories from exercise today         
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       Your Exercise Diary for:

Cardiovascular Minutes Calories Burned
99 1,531

   
Daily Total / Goal 99 / 30 1,531 / 590  
Weekly Total / Goal 1294 / 210 16,634 / 4,130             





From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
  
And Now for Something
Completely Different
ANFSCD poster.jpg
Original theatrical release poster
Directed byIan MacNaughton
Produced byPatricia Casey
Written byMonty Python
Based onMonty Python's Flying Circus
by Monty Python
Starring
Music by
CinematographyDavid Muir
Edited byThom Noble
Production
companies
Distributed byColumbia Pictures
Release dates
  • 22 August 1971
Running time
95 minutes[1]
CountryUnited Kingdom
LanguageEnglish
Budget£80,000
And Now for Something Completely Different is a 1971 British sketch comedy film based on the television comedy series Monty Python's Flying Circus featuring sketches from the first two series. The title was used as a catchphrase in the television show.
The film, released in 1971, consists of 90 minutes of sketches seen in the first two series of the television show. The sketches were remade on film without an audience, and were intended for an American audience which had not yet seen the series. The announcer (John Cleese) appears briefly between some sketches to deliver the line "and now for something completely different", in situations such as being roasted on a spit and lying on top of a desk in a small, pink bikini..


Tuesday, January 5, 2016

WHAT TO DO AFTER AN OVERINDULGENCE

I found an interesting article on the dailyburn.com. This website sells a service where workout videos are sent to your electronic devices instead of popping in a dvd or vhs tape in the old days.
The title of their article published just last month on December 21st was:

Overindulged? Here’s How to Get Back on Track in 24 Hours by 

Overindulged...Before I even get to the article, I want to share with you some synonyms for the word: overindulgence.  

 Synonyms for overindulgence

noun debauchery
from Monty Python 'The Meaning of Life' (I cannot remember the point of this scene - although it is effective in depicting overindulgence.  Of that I am sure!)


It should be obvious that overindulgence is by definition is bad. People rarely complain that they have overindulged in their exercise routine. They tend to sheepishly admit that they overindulged at the buffet table.

So.... what to do after an evening of overindulgence? This article makes the point that it is very important to start fresh with the very next meal and/or on the very next day and get back on track.

The author, K. Aleisha Fetters makes the point that one day, no matter how overindulgent will not make or break your healthy eating habits over the long term.  It is the next decision that is made that can send you careening off course or get you right back on track. First, the feeling of guilt over an overindulgence will be unhelpful. Do not waste time feeling guilty. If you can, shortly after an overindulgence, take a walk. A walk WILL NOT erase the calories but a walk can be assist your body with digesting your food and can improve the odds that your blood sugar levels will not spike causing fatigue, cravings and additional overeating. After an overindulgence it is recommended to drink plenty of water to prevent dehydration. (especially if you have been drinking 'adult' beverages). It is important to get enough sleep. A failure to sleep seven to nine hours can give birth to craving energy dense and nutrient deplete foods. When you start you next day, you should eat a balance meal that includes proteins, carbs and healthy fats. Lunch should also include a healthy mix of proteins, carbs and healthy fats. The idea is to get back on track, start eating right again. It is not a good idea to skip a meal to make up for the binge the night before. If you are up to it, a workout is probably a good idea.  For dinner, continue eating a normal healthy meal. If you have followed this program, more or less, you could and should congratulate yourself as you have not let one binge derail you.  
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I write this blog every day with the eternal optimistic hope that I can learn from what I have written and read.  I write this blog every day with the eternal optimistic hope that I can live up to the ideals that I write about. Of course, I often fail. Apparently failing in one's proper diet and failing to eat healthy is somewhat akin to falling off a horse. When one falls off a horse, it is said that one should immediately get back on. And when one falls short on their diet program - they should also hop back on as quickly as possible.
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I know that one cannot exercise an overindulgent number of calories back into oblivion. And I know that it is probably useless to try to do it. Nevertheless, yesterday, I tried to do precisely that.  I know that I have overindulged in the past couple of weeks. I completed two sessions on the elliptical machine. That is really not the correct course of action. The answer is to just get back to 'normal.'  One cannot change last week or YESTERday. The best day to get back on track after overindulging is TOday.


92 minutes, morning session, 2141 calories burned
92 minutes, evening session, 2235 calories burned

Your Food Diary For:

Monday, January 4, 2016
BREAKFAST Calories Carbs Fat Protein Sodium Sugar
Tasteeos - Cereal, 7 cup 700 147 11 21 1,120 7

700 147 11 21 1,120 7
L U N C H
Pampa - Canned Asparagus, 1 cups 30 4 0 4 680 0
Healthy Ones - 97% Fat Free Deli Thin Sliced Honey Ham, 12 Slices 120 6 4 16 680 6
S. Rosen's - 100% Whole Wheat Bread, 3 slice 300 57 3 15 570 9
WHOLE FOODS CHERRY VANILLA GRANOLA 319 53 9 7 80 20
Whole Foods - Sweet Orange +Vitamin D, 20 fl oz 0 0 0 0 0 0

769 120 16 42 2,010 35
D I N N E R
EARTHBOUND FARM ORGANIC BABY SPINACH 20 0 0 2 65 0
libby's - Sweet Corn, 0.88 cup 105 16 3 4 350 12
Libby's - Sweet Peas, 0.88 cup 123 21 1 7 525 11
Louis Kemp - Crab Delights Leg Style, 3 legs (85g) 70 11 0 6 430 1
S. Rosen's - 100% Whole Wheat Bread, 2 slice 200 38 2 10 380 6

518 86 6 29 1,750 30
S N A C K S
Cliff Bar - Cool Mint Chocolate, 68 g 250 43 5 10 170 22
WHOLE FOODS 7700 - ORGANIC DATE PIECES 240 60 0 2 20 44
WHOLE FOODS - SEMI-SWEET CHOC CHIPS 280 40 18 0 0 32

770 143 23 12 190 98
Totals 2,757 496 55 103 5,070 170
Your Daily Goal 6,034 754 201 302 2,300 226
Remaining 3,277 258 145 198 -2,769 56
Calories Carbs Fat Protein Sodium Sugar
*You've earned 4,104 extra calories from exercise today         
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Your Exercise Diary for:

Monday, January 4, 2016
Cardiovascular Minutes Calories Burned
STAR TRAC ELLIPTICAL 92 2,155
STAR TRAC ELLIPTICAL 92 2,235
MFP iOS calorie adjustment Ic_i N/A -286

   
Daily Total / Goal 185 / 30 4,104 / 590  
Weekly Total / Goal 185 / 210 4,104 / 4,130             


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total calories consumed 2757 calories
total calories (184 minutes elliptical) 4390 calories
total net calories 1633 calorie defecit
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fitbit day 123
21443 steps
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Get it? Eyes bigger than your stomach.


My overindulgences have not been at this level. (thankfully!)


TODAY'S LESSON: ONE DAY OF OVERINDULGENCE DOES NOT HAVE TO DERAIL YOUR LONG TERM EFFORTS.  The important thing is to not make overindulgence a new habit. 

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