POCAHONTAS

Ok before you get bent out of shape about his 'article' - it is not fake news, it is from a satirical website... and I do think it is funny. The problem with news today is that it is difficult to know for sure what is real what is fake and what is satire.

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Warren Returns To Tribe In Shame After Failing To Take Land Back From The Pale Faces

March 5th, 2020

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CHEROKEE NATION—Having dropped out of the presidential race, Elizabeth Warren rode in solitude back to her reservation, having failed to take the land back from the pale faces.

"I am sorry, my people. I have failed," she said somberly, a single tear rolling down her cheek. "The white man still holds our land, and the very trees cry out against them. May Great Spirit grant us another chance in 4 harvests." The Cherokee people looked confused, so she clarified: "That means years according to the Indian talk book I picked up."

The Cherokee expressed mixed emotions at seeing Warren return, from "Who are you?" to "How many times do we have to tell you that if you're not gonna play some slots at the casino, then you're gonna need to leave?"

Warren nodded, accepting her banishment from her once-great place among the Cherokee people. "I accept my punishment and vow never to return until the sun once again never sets on the Cherokee Nation. As I depart, let me simply ask you if you have ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon? Or asked the grinning bobcat why he grins?"

"Wait, now you're just quoting Pocahontas," one tribal security guard said. "Alright, lady, let's go. The buffet is having crab legs tonight but other than that you're gonna have to scram."

At publishing time, Warren had sought advice from Grandmother Willow as to who it is that she should endorse.

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GOOD BYE MINI MIKE

I guess one cannot 'buy' a nomination in the Democratic Party.
See you later mini Mike.
Now you can act like a man again.
You can stop begging to be accepted by the likes of racists like Al Sharpton.

Wow, was that ever pathetic.
You didn't even have the 'marbles' to explain that you would not vote for Bernie Sanders had he won the nomination.
This means that you are such a low-life Trump Hating former Republican that you would have preferred a Communist over Donald Trump.  I have one question for you:  Are you stupid?
This is why you lost.
Because nobody likes a dishonest weasel liar....
Even Democrats that agree with your nonsense - do not like wishy washy slimebags.
You are a weasel.
Once again, congratulations on kicking *ss in American Samoa!
Great Debater.
Great campaign.
Great way to spend 500 million dollars,
You know that money could have potentially helped real people.
narcissists do not care about other people - and boy did you ever prove that.
Adios!
Make America Great Again - and go away!

I think I am going to buy a BIG GULP and drink it in your honor!
(Thank God I do not live in New York City - as that is still legal in America)

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MINI MIKE CLEARS THE FIELD! (in AMERICAN SAMOA)

Yep, it is possible to be one of the world’s richest men and still be a moron. All of the pandering and all of the apologizing and all of the lying about about Trump AND 500+ MILLION DOLLARS spent on field offices, staff and gazillions of commercials catapulted MINI Mayor Mike Bloomberg atop the field on Super Tuesday.

Congratulations mini Mike!

Here is some advice: Make America Great Again - and exit stage left!
SUPER TUESDAY INDEED
But stay tuned... according to the Honorable Joe Biden we are just hours away from...
...SUPER THURSDAY!

HERE ARE YOUR CHOICES IF YOU ARE A DEMOCRAT....
It's SOCIALISM (Bernie) vs. SENILITY (Biden)
Me? I think I will stick with TRUMP!

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I tried the Applebee's Tex-Mex Lime-Grilled Shrimp Bowl for lunch.
It was delicious.
I ate a bit more than usual on Tuesday.
I need to cut that back a bit.

GOODBYE QUID PRO JOE

Let's talk politics... In previous years posting every day, I enjoyed dipping into some political pontificating.... It's time to rediscover that.

President Biden? Perhaps of his condo association, not President of the United States of America

On Tuesday night the State of New Hampshire held a primary which will signal the end of the Presidential aspirations of Joe Biden.  The man deserves to be enjoying his retirement and the many millions of dollars immorally 'earned' by him and his family.

After years of hearing how President Trump was a 'liar'
Here is a whopper of a lie from Vice President Biden:

From the very beginning, Biden claimed that he did not desire the endorsement of President Barack Obama.  This was so patently untrue - that a person would have to be medically brain-dead to believe it.  If it were true that Biden asked Obama not to endorse him - then it would be demonstrably proven that the guy is far too stupid to be President.  So either he is a bad liar or dumber than a box of rocks.
Relax everyone, it is possible that he is both.

Adios Joe.
Adios Pocahontas

Hello Democratic Socialist/Communist nominee for President, Bernie Sanders.

Can Bloomberg snatch the nomination from Bernie?
Maybe...
He is still a clueless Democrat, but at least he is not a communist.

SORRY. WE'RE OPEN.

The GREAT AMERICAN GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN of 2018 is over. It lasted a bit longer than the GREAT AMERICAN ECLIPSE of last summer. If you were not paying attention, the whole thing was over before you realized it.

So, Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi, what was the point of this? I hope that you feel good that  you inconvenienced some Americans and tourists who might have wanted to enjoy our National Parks this past weekend.

Our President, the man with nerves of steel did not buckle as you had hoped. He fought back and tweeted all weekend, shining a light on the Democrat Party and where there priorities are. The American people were not quite as stupid as you expected, and they could figure out precisely who was responsible for this useless, pointless 'shutdown.'  Another victory for Donald Trump. He really is winning often. Just as he predicted he would.

The US Government is open for business. It's too bad that includes the Democrats.

Your Food Diary For:

Monday, January 22, 2018

BREAKFAST	Calories kcal	Carbs g	Fat g	Protein g	Sodium mg	Sugar g
Hy-vee - Oatmeal - Apples & Cinnamon	550	115	8	15	625	30
	550	115	8	15	625	30
L U N C H
Spicy Tuna Maki	400	40	16	21	0	0
Trader Joe's Brioche Roll, 2 roll	320	44	12	10	440	6
Sliced Swiss Cheese	440	4	32	36	240	0
	1,160	88	60	67	680	6
D I N N E R
Chicken Pot Pie	570	48	37	12	760	9
	570	48	37	12	760	9
S N A C K S
Met Rx Chocolate Cookie Dough	400	58	6	31	167	28
	400	58	6	31	167	28
Totals	2,680	309	111	125	2,232	73
Your Daily Goal	2,026	253	67	102	2,300	76
Remaining	-654	-56	-44	-23	68	3
	Calories kcal	Carbs g	Fat g	Protein g	Sodium mg	Sugar g
	*You've earned 96 extra calories from exercise today

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BABY, IT'S COLD OUTSIDE

Global Warming strikes again! When I left Chicago for Minneapolis on Monday morning, it was a 'balmy' zero degrees outside.  When I awoke this morning, in Bloomington, Minnesota, the temperatures was eight degrees colder.  It does serve to remind me that I am glad that I have cured myself of the compulsion to walk outside every day, as I did just as the cold weather was starting to become a habit in December.  In fact, the very first thing I did, before I left Chicago, was stop at my local YMCA to get a replacement ID card for the one that I recently lost.  I was fairly certain that I was not going to be exploring any trails in Minneapolis this week.

from wikipedia.com

"Baby, It's Cold Outside" is a song written byFrank Loesser in 1944. It is a call and response duet in which one of the singers (usually performed by a male voice) attempts to convince a guest (usually performed by a female voice) that they should stay together for a romantic evening because the weather is cold and the trip home would be difficult. Originally recorded for the film Neptune's Daughter, it has been recorded by many artists since its original release. In the early part of its history, the song was seen as presenting a liberating stand for women because the guest decides to stay despite what the neighbors might say about her reputation; however, in the 2000s, critiques of the song have highlighted other parts of the lyrics such as "What's in this drink?" and his unrelenting pressure to stay despite her repeated statement of her desire to go home.

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This song, Baby, It's Cold Outside, has been recorded by scores of artists in the 60+ years since it was first written. I personally own only one version of the song. Oddly enough, the version that I own is by Buck Dharma (Guitarist for Blue Öyster Cult) and his wife. Something about this song, makes it impossible not to enjoy if sung by anyone with just a little talent.

Your Food Diary For: Monday, January 18, 2016 BREAKFAST Calories Carbs Fat Protein Sodium Sugar steel cut oatmeal - steel cut oat meal, 1 cup 600 108 10 20 0 4 Walgreens - Nutritional Shake, 1 Bottle 250 40 6 9 190 22 Starbucks - Reduced Fat Turkey Bacon, 230 28 6 13 560 3 1,080 176 22 42 750 29 L U N C H Subway - Double Chicken Chop Salad, 425 g 220 10 5 36 490 4 Roundy's - Oats & More With Honey & Almonds, 3 cup 520 104 8 12 600 24 Larabar Über - Dark Chocolate Pecan With Sea Salt, 1 bar 220 16 16 5 125 9 960 130 29 53 1,215 37 D I N N E R Deli Meat - Roast Beef (Deli), 4.5 oz 240 0 9 36 630 0 Kroger - Deli Sliced Ham, 4 slices 60 3 3 10 650 3 Crab Salad - Imitation Crab, Deli, 1 cup 225 18 2 26 680 2 Eggs - Hard Boiled - Large, 1 egg 78 1 5 6 62 1 HYVEE - HUGE SPINACH SALAD, 0.4 salad 200 0 0 0 0 0 WHOLE FOODS - YOGURT PRETZELS, 40 g (approx 8 pcs) 190 28 0 2 180 19 Hyvee - Wasabi Peas, 0.5 cup 200 32 4 12 360 6 HY-VEE - FRENCH VANILLA GRANOLA, 44.0 g (approx 3/4 cup) 200 32 6 4 44 11 1,393 114 29 96 2,606 42 Totals 3,433 420 80 191 4,571 108 Your Daily Goal 4,007 501 133 201 2,300 150 Remaining 574 81 53 9 -2,271 42 Calories Carbs Fat Protein Sodium Sugar *You've earned 2,077 extra calories from exercise today

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Your Exercise Diary for:

Monday, January 18, 2016

Cardiovascular	Minutes	Calories Burned
STAR TRAC ELLIPTICAL	92	2,140
MFP iOS calorie adjustment	N/A	-63
Daily Total / Goal	93 / 30	2,077 / 590
Weekly Total / Goal	93 / 210	2,077 / 4,130

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total calories consumed 3433 calories

total calories burned (92 min elliptical) 2140 calories

total net 1193 calories

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fitbit day 137

12866 steps
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