POCAHONTAS

Ok before you get bent out of shape about his 'article' - it is not fake news, it is from a satirical website... and I do think it is funny. The problem with news today is that it is difficult to know for sure what is real what is fake and what is satire.

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Warren Returns To Tribe In Shame After Failing To Take Land Back From The Pale Faces

March 5th, 2020

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CHEROKEE NATION—Having dropped out of the presidential race, Elizabeth Warren rode in solitude back to her reservation, having failed to take the land back from the pale faces.

"I am sorry, my people. I have failed," she said somberly, a single tear rolling down her cheek. "The white man still holds our land, and the very trees cry out against them. May Great Spirit grant us another chance in 4 harvests." The Cherokee people looked confused, so she clarified: "That means years according to the Indian talk book I picked up."

The Cherokee expressed mixed emotions at seeing Warren return, from "Who are you?" to "How many times do we have to tell you that if you're not gonna play some slots at the casino, then you're gonna need to leave?"

Warren nodded, accepting her banishment from her once-great place among the Cherokee people. "I accept my punishment and vow never to return until the sun once again never sets on the Cherokee Nation. As I depart, let me simply ask you if you have ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon? Or asked the grinning bobcat why he grins?"

"Wait, now you're just quoting Pocahontas," one tribal security guard said. "Alright, lady, let's go. The buffet is having crab legs tonight but other than that you're gonna have to scram."

At publishing time, Warren had sought advice from Grandmother Willow as to who it is that she should endorse.

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GOODBYE QUID PRO JOE

Let's talk politics... In previous years posting every day, I enjoyed dipping into some political pontificating.... It's time to rediscover that.

President Biden? Perhaps of his condo association, not President of the United States of America

On Tuesday night the State of New Hampshire held a primary which will signal the end of the Presidential aspirations of Joe Biden.  The man deserves to be enjoying his retirement and the many millions of dollars immorally 'earned' by him and his family.

After years of hearing how President Trump was a 'liar'
Here is a whopper of a lie from Vice President Biden:

From the very beginning, Biden claimed that he did not desire the endorsement of President Barack Obama.  This was so patently untrue - that a person would have to be medically brain-dead to believe it.  If it were true that Biden asked Obama not to endorse him - then it would be demonstrably proven that the guy is far too stupid to be President.  So either he is a bad liar or dumber than a box of rocks.
Relax everyone, it is possible that he is both.

Adios Joe.
Adios Pocahontas

Hello Democratic Socialist/Communist nominee for President, Bernie Sanders.

Can Bloomberg snatch the nomination from Bernie?
Maybe...
He is still a clueless Democrat, but at least he is not a communist.

YEP, THE DEMS WANT TO RUN THE WORLD, CAN'T EVEN RUN THIER OWN IOWA CAUCUS

Wow, I was kinda looking forward to watching the returns from the 'First in the Nation' Iowa Caucus on Monday night.  Well, the democrats in Iowa are so inept that the results were still unknown well into Tuesday.  Yep, it's a great idea for these same geniuses to take over everything that they want to take over. Yikes!

Reasons unclear?  How about inept morons responsible?

Me, I am just trying to take over my own life.
Eating health(per) and cutting out chocolate and cookies and ice-cream and all the other garbage the helped me gain pound after pound after pound....

So far, in 2020, things are looking good.

CIGARETTE SMOKING MAN

It is expected that President Donald Trump will authorize the memo some time today which will show that the FBI, did in fact, have a bias against Trump and has behaved in a dishonorable way during the most recent presidential election campaign. Who is responsible for this? Mueller? Comey? I think it was Cigarette Smoking Man. Conspiracies always seem ridiculous, until they are proven true. Our FBI has been tainted. One more way that Obama, weaponized parts of the government against his political enemies. We are very fortunate to have Donald Trump sitting behind the Resolute Desk these days. 

Cigarette Smoking Man

Fictional character

Cigarette Smoking Man is a fictional character and one of the primary antagonists of the Fox science fiction-supernatural television series The X-Files. He serves as the arch-nemesis of FBI Special Agent Fox Mulder.

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Your Food Diary For:

Wednesday, January 31, 2018

BREAKFAST	Calories kcal	Carbs g	Fat g	Protein g	Sodium mg	Sugar g
Instant oatmeal - Apples and Cinnamon	780	162	9	18	1,020	72
Bread, raisin, toasted, enriched	200	38	3	6	253	4
	980	200	12	24	1,273	76
L U N C H
Subway - Seafood Sensation	820	100	38	26	1,480	16
Subway - Sun Chips- Harvest Cheddar	210	27	9	4	320	3
Jason's Deli - Fire Roasted Tortilla Soup	300	30	14	11	1,890	8
	1,330	157	61	41	3,690	27
D I N N E R
Oki Sushi - Spicy Tuna Maki	800	80	32	41	0	0
	800	80	32	41	0	0
Totals	3,110	437	105	106	4,963	103
Your Daily Goal	2,034	254	67	102	2,300	76
Remaining	-1,076	-183	-38	-4	-2,663	-27
	Calories kcal	Carbs g	Fat g	Protein g	Sodium mg	Sugar g
	*You've earned 104 extra calories from exercise today

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WHAT A GREAT ANNIVERSARY!

Today is Wednesday, November 8, 2017. One year ago, on Wednesday November 7, 2016 there was a political earthquake that struck the United States of America. It's name was Donald Trump. I voted for Trump, I had very low expectations that he was going to win. I even believe that he did not think that he was going to win. I know that his opponent definitely didn't think that he was going to win. But win he did. I think that he is doing a great job, although he is saddled with a completely useless Congress. The Democrats, many of which are such crybabies that they stayed home for Turmp's inauguration are unwilling to support anything proposed by Trump. And the feckless Republicans have not been much better. Those clowns in the Republican Party campaigned for nearly a decade how they were going to repeal and replace Obamacare. The Congress voted countless times to repeal when they were 'protected' by the fact that President Obama would never sign any repeal into law. Now that we have a President who clearly desires to repeal this monstrosity, the Republicans have forgotten their multi-year campaign promise with which they have raised millions and millions of dollars. I have contempt for the Republicans in Congress, but I have great admiration for the guts that President Trump has had. And please don't tell me that he can be a jerk sometimes, I already know that. Turns out he is a very flawed human being, but as President he has shown some real guts. You gotta admit, it must take guts just to go out in public with that rather unique hairstyle that he favors. Trump was elected one year ago. What a great anniversary!

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Your Food Diary For:

Tuesday, November 7, 2017

BREAKFAST	Calories kcal	Carbs g	Fat g	Protein g	Sodium mg	Sugar g
Grits	400	88	6	8	1,240	4
	400	88	6	8	1,240	4
L U N C H
Colby & Monterey Jack Cheese	160	0	14	10	260	0
Wasa - Sourdough Crispbread, 2 slices	70	18	0	2	90	0
	230	18	14	12	350	0
D I N N E R
Homemade Steak Tacos	700	36	40	27	1,230	3
	700	36	40	27	1,230	3
S N A C K S
Dark Chocolate Coconut Bites	300	32	20	3	38	27
Pumpkin Soup Crackers	240	48	4	4	520	6
Trader Joes - Soft & Juicy Dried Mango	240	60	0	2	80	46
	780	140	24	9	638	79
Totals	2,110	282	84	56	3,458	86
Your Daily Goal	3,104	388	103	156	2,300	116
Remaining	994	106	19	100	-1,158	30
	Calories kcal	Carbs g	Fat g	Protein g	Sodium mg	Sugar g
	*You've earned 1,174 extra calories from exercise today

If every day were like today...   You'd weigh 213.9 lbs in 5 weeks.


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If I am going to continue my daily hikes and/or walks, I am apparently going to have to get used to being out and about in the darkness. With the seasonal time change in affect since early Sunday morning, sunset in Chicago is currently around 4:30PM. I am going to have to consider getting up early in the morning before breakfast to catch some sunlight. That gets harder and harder as the mercury drops. At sunrise today, 6:32AM, Wednesday, November 8 in Chicago, the temperature was  32°F.  32°F is officially freezing. Had there been precipitation this morning, it could have been snow. That is cold.

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WHAT HAPPENED

Americans have been in the dark for nearly one year. No longer will we have to wonder WHAT HAPPENED.  For a mere, $27.95 one can find out from Hillary Clinton herself exactly WHAT HAPPENED. It's no wonder that the book is 500+ pages. Over the past year, the twice-failed Presidential Candidate has offered a long list of excuses.  This list includes, in no particular order: FBI Director James Comey, John Podesta's pilfered emails, the DNC, the RNC, Bernie Sanders, Vladimir Putin, Steve Bannon, Rush Limbaugh and Anthony's Weiner. Also to blame were Confederate Statues and bad hairdos. There was Talk Radio, Cable News, Regular News, Fox News and Fake News. There was Facebook, campaign misspeaks, editorial critiques and daily Wikileaks. Also, low information voters were partly responsible and high information voters even more responsible But there were also stay-at-home voters, voter suppression, voter fraud and especially insufficient voter fraud. There was also sexism, racism, homophobia, xenophobia, misogyny, voter depravity as well as the earth's gravity. I should include the under-educated, the over-educated and the Electoral College. The loss can also be laid at the feet of the women who failed to support Hillary that now have a special place reserved for them in Hell. (This was according to brilliant deep-thinker Madeleine Albright)  It's all there in Hillary's new book, out today, September 12, 2017: WHAT HAPPENED.

Me? I don't 'buy' these excuses, and I sure as heck ain't going to buy the book. In fact, if someone gives the book to me as a gift, I will immediately donate it to some charity, perhaps the Clinton Global Initiative (I hear good things about them.)

I already know WHAT HAPPENED. And so do you.

If you still think you need this book, WHAT HAPPENED, by Hillary Rodham Clinton here are the details of the book that I lifted from Amazon.com.  You will notice that 'language' is listed as English. My assumption is that this is a typo. I am sure they meant to write: Language: Gibberish.

Product details

• Hardcover: 512 pages
• Publisher: Simon & Schuster Ltd
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 1471166945
• ISBN-13: 978-1471166945
• Product Dimensions: 6 x 1.3 x 9.2 inches
• Shipping Weight: 1.6 pounds

I did not and I will not be reading this book. 

This will not prevent me from offering my no-star review: It's deplorable.

(Now where have I heard that word before...?)

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I was busy at two appointments yesterday.  The first was a yarn shop in northwest Indiana to sell some buttons and then I had to scoot back to a suburb south of Chicago to sell some fabric,  There was no time to take any kind of walk prior to sundown. I was undeterred. I went out for a evening walk at 8:00PM and logged six miles.

Your Food Diary For:

Monday, September 11, 2017

BREAKFAST	Calories kcal	Carbs g	Fat g	Protein g	Sodium mg	Sugar g
Egg - Poached Eggs	300	2	20	25	629	1
Quaker Oats instant grits - Instant Grits	300	66	5	6	930	0
	600	68	25	31	1,559	1
L U N C H
Subway - Turkey Sub Sandwich	560	92	7	36	1,620	14
	560	92	7	36	1,620	14
D I N N E R
Little Salad Bar - Asian Chopped Salad	385	46	21	7	1,190	25
Cheese Pizza	401	45	16	18	668	4
	786	91	37	25	1,858	29
S N A C K S
Trader Joe's - Mango & Cream Bar	60	10	2	1	5	9
	60	10	2	1	5	9
Totals	2,006	261	71	93	5,042	53
Your Daily Goal	2,892	361	96	145	2,300	108
Remaining	886	100	25	52	-2,742	55
	Calories kcal	Carbs g	Fat g	Protein g	Sodium mg	Sugar g
	*You've earned 962 extra calories from exercise today

If every day were like today...   You'd weigh 233.9 lbs in 5 weeks     

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UNINTENTIONALLY FUNNY

Is it just me? Do you find Hillary Clinton to be unintentionally funny? Earlier last week, it was reported that Hillary Clinton says she would've won election if it were held on October 27. OK, perhaps that is true. It is also pointless. But then again, what do I know? I am a 'deplorable'.

from cbs.com
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By REBECCA SHABAD CBS NEWS May 2, 2017, 4:27 PM

Hillary Clinton says she would've won election if it were held Oct. 27

Last Updated May 2, 2017 10:56 PM EDT

Hillary Clinton on Tuesday blamed FBI Director James Comey and Russian intervention in the election for her shocking loss to President Trump in last November's presidential election.

"I was on the way to winning until the combination of Jim Comey's letter on October 28 and Russian WikiLeaks raised doubts in the minds of people who were inclined to vote for me, but got scared off," the 2016 Democratic presidential nominee said at the Women for Women International Luncheon in New York during a conversation with Christiane Amanpour.

Clinton said that as Nate Silver has concluded, "If the election had been held on October 27, I'd be your president, and it wasn't. 

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Super Bowl LI

New England Patriots at Atlanta Falcons

February 5, 2017 - NRG Stadium, Houston, TX
Attendance: 70,807

	1	2	3	4	5	Total
New England Patriots	0	3	6	19	6	34
Atlanta Falcons	0	21	7	0	0	28

Do you recall Atlanta Falcons Quarterback Matt Ryan claiming that he would have won the Super Bowl against the New England Patriots if the game had ended in the third quarter?  Like Hillary's moronic statement, this would have been technically true. Turns out football games are four quarters long, in fact, this game went into overtime. When the actual game was over, the New England Patriots were the victors. Similarly, when the election was over, Donald Trump was the victor.  Is this so difficult for Hillary Clinton to understand? Obviously, it is. Oh well, I never thought she was that bright anyway. 

Your Food Diary For:

Monday, May 8, 2017

BREAKFAST	Calories kcal	Carbs g	Fat g	Protein g	Sodium mg	Sugar g
Met-rx - Big100 Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, 2 bar	720	104	10	56	320	50
	720	104	10	56	320	50
L U N C H
APlus - Smoked Turkey & Cheddar Sub, 1 Sandwich	550	60	15	38	1,580	7
	550	60	15	38	1,580	7
D I N N E R
Subway - Turkey Sub Sandwich, 12 inch	560	92	7	36	1,620	14
Subway - Sun Chips- Harvest Cheddar	210	27	9	4	320	3
Special K Protein Meal Bar - Chocolatey Dipped Mint	190	25	6	8	140	15
	960	144	22	48	2,080	32
Totals	2,230	308	47	142	3,980	89
Your Daily Goal	3,454	432	115	173	2,300	129
Remaining	1,224	124	68	31	-1,680	40
	Calories kcal	Carbs g	Fat g	Protein g	Sodium mg	Sugar g

       Your Exercise Diary for:

Monday, May 8, 2017

Cardiovascular	Minutes	Calories Burned
7 Mile Suburban Hike	103	1,228
Daily Total / Goal	103 / 30	1,228 / 590
Weekly Total / Goal	103 / 210	1,228 / 4,130