LEFTY COMEDY

President Trump wisely chose to skip the White House Correspondent's Dinner. Why would he want to be in the same room with a collection of people still bowing down to the memory of Barack Obama and mourning the electoral loss of Hillary Clinton in the last election? These elite snobs apparently think that calling Steven Bannon (adviser to Donald Trump) a Nazi is funny. I don't think find it particularly humorous. But then again, I did not go to an elite east coast college, like Harvard, so my sense of humor is surely not refined enough to find this funny. I am willing to live with my educational 'handicap'.

Hasan Minhaj’s Trump-bashing comedy routine at the White House correspondents’ dinner

Now a lot of people think Steve Bannon is the reason Donald Trump dog-whistles to racists. That is just not true. Ask Steve Bannon. Is Steve Bannon here? I do not see Steve Bannon. I do not see Steve Bannon. Not see Steve Bannon. Nazi Steve Bannon. Nazi Steve Bannon..

Earlier this week, lefty lunatic loon, Chris Matthews referred to Trump as 'simian.' Wow, that's also a laugh riot. I bet the editors over at The New York Times are still guffawing at that one.

Wednesday on MSNBC’s “Hardball,” host Chris Matthews said President Donald Trump’s “boasts and bragging” was “simian,” adding it was like a “monkey banging with a stick.” Matthews said, “The ego here is — well it’s something. By the way, his teeth come out like it’s simian almost. It’s simian, like a monkey banging with a stick, You know, ‘I’m the biggest. I’m the biggest.’ Pounding his chest. It does have a simian quality to it, I mean primordial, I should say.”

Perhaps I am wrong. Perhaps Chris Matthews had no intention of being funny. Perhaps this is simply an example of a deep thought by one of the pre-eminent lefty minds on cable TV.
I is probably weigh two stupid to understand why this comment is so clever. 

Your Food Diary For:

Saturday, April 29, 2017

BREAKFAST	Calories kcal	Carbs g	Fat g	Protein g	Sodium mg	Sugar g
Quaker - Instant Oatmeal - Original	400	76	8	16	300	0
	400	76	8	16	300	0
L U N C H
Culvers - Butterburger	720	78	32	40	1,020	12
Culvers - Onion Rings	400	44	22	6	530	3
	1,120	122	54	46	1,550	15
D I N N E R
Taco Bell - Hard Shell Taco	850	60	50	40	1,550	5
Culver's - Cheese Curds	255	26	13	10	615	2
	1,105	86	63	50	2,165	7
Totals	2,625	284	125	112	4,015	22
Your Daily Goal	1,945	243	65	98	2,300	73
Remaining	-680	-41	-60	-14	-1,715	51
	Calories kcal	Carbs g	Fat g	Protein g	Sodium mg	Sugar g

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WHEN DEMOCRATS SOLVE PROBLEMS

With North Korea firmly back in the news making threats and headlines, I thought it would be a good idea to reprint an editorial from the New York Post that was originally published more than a year ago on January 6, 2016.  When a Democrat announces that an agreement has been made to eradicate chemical weapons (Obama, Syria) or eradicate a nuclear weapons program (Obama, Iraq) one should always assume the opposite. Many years ago, in 1981, the Israelis did not need to announce that they had prevented Iraq from getting nuclear weapons. They simply bombed the facility. Chemical weapons programs and nuclear weapons programs are apparently impervious to paper agreements or treaties. I have no idea what the correct policy should be in North Korea - apparently all the choices are very bad. It is likely that doing nothing, may still be the worst choice. At least now, we have a President that does NOT announce his intentions prior to taking action. This may explain why Trump's approval ratings are back to about 50%. 

OPINION

EDITORIAL

You can thank Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton for North Korea’s nukes

By Post Editorial Board

January 6, 2016 | 8:54pm

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North Korea’s boast that it just detonated its first hydrogen bomb met instant doubts from the White House and arms experts. If they’re right, Pyongyang “only” has plain-old atomic bombs. What a . . . relief? But, as one Chinese expert told The Wall Street Journal, the H-bomb claim still shows that tyrant Kim Jong-un is “marching in that direction.” For all this, thank Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton. North Korea couldn’t have done it without their gullibility. Back in 1994, President Clinton prepared to confront North Korea over CIA reports it had built nuclear warheads and its subsequent threats to engulf Japan and South Korea in “a sea of fire.” Enter self-appointed peacemaker Carter: The ex-prez scurried off to Pyongyang and negotiated a sellout deal that gave North Korea two new reactors and $5 billion in aid in return for a promise to quit seeking nukes. Clinton embraced this appeasement as achieving “an end to the threat of nuclear proliferation on the Korean Peninsula” — with compliance verified by international inspectors. Carter wound up winning the Nobel Peace Prize for his dubious efforts.

But in 2002, the North Koreans ’fessed up: They’d begun violating the accord on Day One. Four years later, Pyongyang detonated its first nuke. Now, the Obama administration (long content to kick the North Korea can down the road) says it will never “accept” a nuclear North Korea. Funny: The president said the same thing about Iran, then cut a deal that guarantees the ayatollahs go atomic. Yet North Korea is more of a wild card, a concentration camp of a nation run by a tiny, ruthless elite. If it ever lives up to its boasts and unleashes that “sea of fire,” will Carter, Clinton and Obama shed public tears for Pyongyang’s victims?

      Your Food Diary For:

Monday, April 17, 2017

BREAKFAST	Calories kcal	Carbs g	Fat g	Protein g	Sodium mg	Sugar g
Apples & Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal	520	108	6	12	680	48
Nature Valley - Oats 'n Honey	190	29	7	3	180	11
	710	137	13	15	860	59
L U N C H
Caseys - Turkey Club Wrap, 1 Wrap	390	42	15	21	1,310	0
	390	42	15	21	1,310	0
D I N N E R
Chick-fil-A - Original-Chicken Sandwich	440	41	18	28	1,390	5
Chick fil A - French Fries	400	48	21	5	180	0
	840	89	39	33	1,570	5
Totals	1,940	268	67	69	3,740	64
Your Daily Goal	2,787	348	93	140	2,300	104
Remaining	847	80	26	71	-1,440	40
	Calories kcal	Carbs g	Fat g	Protein g	Sodium mg	Sugar g

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       Your Exercise Diary for:

Monday, April 17, 2017

Cardiovascular	Minutes	Calories Burned
5 Mile Urban Hike	86	747
Daily Total / Goal	86 / 30	747 / 590
Weekly Total / Goal	86 / 210	747 / 4,130

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TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME

It is not so uncommon for approximately half the country to be disappointed in the results of a Presidential Election. It happens nearly 100% of the time. I am fairly certain that people like me were disappointed in the election results in 2008 and 2012. It does appear that half the country is a more than a little disappointed this time. Many people seem to be deranged. This past weekend, a woman with Trump Derangement Syndrome needed to be removed from a commercial plane as she was screaming at a fellow passenger. Did this happen, even once, anywhere when the previous president was in office? Were there riots by conservatives in the streets of Washington, D.C. on the very same day when the previous president was inaugurated?  Do conservatives riot anywhere for any issue at any time ever? Were any SNL writers sending tweets, publishing essays or telling jokes about either of the two daughters of our previous president? Aside from being within the first 100 days of a new president, we are within the first 100 hours. I do not believe that there is a cure for TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome)  It is much more likely that this epidemic will spread. I think that the only thing for the rest of us to do, is to do what we usually do when faced with these intellectual giants - we must ignore them when we can.  If TDS leads to people breaking the law, for example, disrupting commercial flights and rioting in streets - these people must be stopped and arrested.  The woman caught on video screaming about Trump and gravity and other such nonsense that needed to be removed from the airplane is probably a 'hero' to many lefties around the country. Let's all hope that she receives some help so that she can function in society - she clearly will never be cured.

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Your Food Diary For:

Monday, January 23, 2017

BREAKFAST	Calories kcal	Carbs g	Fat g	Protein g	Sodium mg	Sugar g
Omelette - 3-egg Omelette With Cheese, 3 eggs	425	0	21	28	650	2
Johnsonville 170 - Polish Kielbasa Sausage	170	2	15	7	570	1
	595	2	36	35	1,220	3
L U N C H
Pink Lady Apple - Pink Lady Apples	360	95	1	2	5	72
Double Barrel - Smoked Salami Sticks, 2 sticks	100	1	8	7	0	1
Nature Valley - Oats & Dark Chocolate Granola Bar	190	29	8	3	150	12
	650	125	17	12	155	85
D I N N E R
Jason's Deli - Salad Buffet	300	15	25	8	313	8
Jason's Deli - Spicy Seafood Gumbo	230	26	8	12	1,710	3
Jason's Deli - Organic Flatbread	400	48	16	16	760	8
	930	89	49	36	2,783	19
Totals	2,175	216	102	83	4,158	107
Your Daily Goal	2,027	253	67	102	2,300	76
Remaining	-148	37	-35	19	-1,858	-31
	Calories kcal	Carbs g	Fat g	Protein g	Sodium mg	Sugar g

People with TDS, will not have a good sense of humor about this latest fake product from Lego.

TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME FROM 'INTELLECTUAL' DICK CAVETT.  

Here are two of the latest 'tweets' from a bitter lefty, Dick Cavett. In one tweet he 'attacks' Kellyane Conway for the outfit she wore to the inauguration.  Making fun of a woman''s outfit in such a public forum - is that misogynistic?  What is wrong with Dick Cavett?  Does he hate women? That couldn't be because according to all the lefty liberals, Trump is the misogynist. Lefty liberals definitionally can't be misogynistic - they are  much too loving and kind. More likely, it is just  a mean-spirited, bitter rant from a hateful liberal lefty. 

In the second tweet, Cavett takes issue with the fact that Sean Spicer is white. When did being white become a crime? What could possibly be more racist than to be concerned about race? It is hard to know what the point is about being so concerned that Sean Spicer is white. This is what TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) can do to someone. It completely distorts logical thinking, and sometimes it exposes one's true irrational racist tendencies. 

Did Dick Cavett dislike Hillary Clinton because she is white? Did Dick Cavett ever make fun of the pantsuits that Hillary Clinton exclusively wears? I have no way of knowing the answer to these two questions, but I will guess that the answer is 'no'. There is probably not a human being on planet earth that would disagree with my assessment.

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1. Dick Cavett ‏@TheDickCavett  21h21 hours ago
   

   Kelllyane, at last, a compliment. Loved your wearing for the Inauguration your Halloween "Trick or Treat" costume. Get much candy?
2. Dick Cavett ‏@TheDickCavett  21h21 hours ago
   

   Thanks CENTRAL CASTING for finding Sean, my new press sec'y. He's perfect. Soul for sale, doesn't read, charisma-free, not a woman, white.
   
   
   

DAY 1

President Trump has been in office for one day, and the country survived Day 1. Remember, I am a supporter, but I must confess that nearly anything is possible with this guy in office. Apparently the biggest concern of Trump yesterday was worrying too much about the size of the crowds reported by the dishonest media. If Trump is going to go bonkers about every lie told about the media, he is going to be busy indeed. The only time that the media report a story accurately is when there is some kind of typo in the story that accidentally makes a story true. 

People stand on the National Mall to listen to the 58th Presidential Inauguration for

President Donald Trump at the U.S. Capitol in Washington, Friday, January 20

Yesterday, was my personal Day 1 as I have (finally) decided to get serious (again) about managing my caloric intake. Yesterday I did not eat any chocolate (or conveniently forget to log chocolate that I did eat) and as a result I broke a cycle of overeating that I have been engaged in for far too long.  A 'streak' of one day isn't much, but even Joe DiMaggio had to get that first hit before he continued his unbreakable hitting streak for 55 additional games. 

Your Food Diary For:

Saturday, January 21, 2017

BREAKFAST	Calories kcal	Carbs g	Fat g	Protein g	Sodium mg	Sugar g
Omelette - 3-egg Omelette With Cheese, 3 eggs	425	0	21	28	650	2
Kirkland - Pre-Cooked Bacon, 4 slices	160	0	12	12	700	0
	585	0	33	40	1,350	2
L U N C H
Homemade Vegetable Beef Stew - Beef Stew	500	0	18	68	145	11
	500	0	18	68	145	11
D I N N E R
Baked Homeade Mastaccioli	800	92	20	0	1,746	66
Totals	1,885	92	71	108	3,241	79
Your Daily Goal	3,019	377	100	151	2,300	113
Remaining	1,134	285	29	43	-941	34
	Calories kcal	Carbs g	Fat g	Protein g	Sodium mg	Sugar g

       Your Exercise Diary for:

Saturday, January 21, 2017

Cardiovascular	Minutes	Calories Burned
5.5 Mile Urban Hike	72	1,089
Daily Total / Goal	72 / 30	1,089 / 590
Weekly Total / Goal	237 / 210	2,791 / 4,130

I really can't get to obsessed with how big Trump's crowds were for his inauguration. I am  simply grateful that  the crowds for Trump's inauguration were larger than the crowds for Hillary Clinton's inauguration.

I have been thinking about all the morons marching and protesting carrying signs claiming that Trump was not their president. As you can see by the above map, President Donald J Trump is actually president of the entire population of all 50 states, so I wonder where all these morons live