Showing posts with label simpson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label simpson. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

FACTS ARE MEANINGLESS

No one appears to know what the facts are. I am relatively certain that the Russians were not promoting the Presidency of Donald Trump. Loudmouths on TV are crying just the opposite is true. I don't believe that even they believe it, but it serves the purpose of creating a sticky controversy (fake news)

I can believe that there are those within our own government that were wiretapping phones in Trump Tower. There are others who think that this is completely ridiculous.

The wisdom of Homer Simpson seems appropriate:
"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!'
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Your Food Diary For:

BREAKFAST Calories
kcal
Carbs
g
Fat
g
Protein
g
Sodium
mg
Sugar
g
Bobak's - Polish Sausage 230 1 21 10 0 0
Egg, whole, cooked, poached 286 1 19 25 594 1

516 2 40 35 594 1
L U N C H
Quaker Flats Peanut Butter Sesame           800 110 40 20 625 35

800 110 40 20 625 35
D I N N E R
Subway - Turkey Sub Sandwich, 12 inch 560 92 7 36 1,620 14
Subway - Sun Chips- Harvest Cheddar 210 27 9 4 320 3
Campbell's - Chunky Sirloin Burger Soup 260 36 8 12 1,580 8

1,030 155 24 52 3,520 25
S N A C K S
Fiber One Chewy Bars - Oats and Chocolate 140 29 4 2 95 7

140 29 4 2 95 7
   
Totals 2,486 296 108 109 4,834 68
Your Daily Goal 2,123 265 70 107 2,300 79
Remaining -363 -31 -38 -2 -2,534 11
Calories
kcal
Carbs
g
Fat
g
Protein
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Sodium
mg
Sugar
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Monday, September 12, 2016

COMPLETE DAY OFF

Yesterday I was busy at a local wholesale fabric tradeshow. After the show, the seven sales reps who sell their fabrics traditionally get together and have pizza afterwards. I had planned to use the elliptical machine after dinner, but I fell asleep in my room before I had the chance to use the equipment. Yesterday was a complete day off from exercise. Unfortunately it was not a day off from over-eating. it was also my first full day without the benefit of a cellphone which was rendered useless during a mishap at Matthiessen State Park on Saturday.  One forgets how important one's cellphone is until one does not have it available.  Aside from making or receiving phone calls, texts and emails. I realized in my hotel that I was not without a reliable alarm clock. Without a camera I could not email my orders to my vendors. And there are quite a few other countless inconveniences that one is simply not used to dealing with. I hope to have this situation rectified by later today, Monday
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Everyone enjoys their day off in a way that suits them.


Your Food Diary For:


BREAKFAST Calories
kcal
Carbs
g
Fat
g
Protein
g
Sodium
mg
Sugar
g
Biscuits and Gravy, 1 biscuit 415 22 30 12 0 0
Sausage, 3 links 170 2 14 10 490 1
Scrambled Egg - Scrambled Eggs 158 2 12 14 160 0
Kellogg's - Raisin Bran Crunch, 2 cups 380 90 2 8 400 38

1,123 116 58 44 1,050 39
L U N C H
Rice Krispies Treats Chocolately Drizzle 800 136 24 8 760 64
Fiber one cheesecake - Danish 450 72 18 6 390 30

1,250 208 42 14 1,150 94
D I N N E R
Medium Sausage & Bacon Pizza                     1,000 108 46 40 2,420 0

1,000 108 46 40 2,420 0
S N A C K S

     
Totals 3,373 432 146 98 4,620 133
Your Daily Goal 1,930 241 64 97 2,300 72
Remaining -1,443 -191 -82 -1 -2,320 -61
Calories
kcal
Carbs
g
Fat
g
Protein
g
Sodium
mg
Sugar
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Monday, April 11, 2016

UNSUNG ADVANTAGE OF EXERCISE

Now that I am temporarily sidelined with what I believe to be a hernia, I have discovered an unsung advantage of exercise.

unsung

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adjective un·sung \ˌən-ˈsəŋ\

Simple Definition of unsung

  • : not given attention and praise that is deserved for doing good things
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When one is exercising, for example spending 90 or 120 minutes on an elliptical machine, there is at least that part of the day when one is not eating.  This past weekend, I spent a lot of time sitting in front of my computer. It is extra hard not to eat when one is just sitting around all day.  I really need to address my physical condition (calling doctor today) and get better.  soon.



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Your Food Diary For:

Sunday, April 10, 2016
BREAKFAST Calories Carbs Fat Protein Sodium Sugar
Nice! - Honey Grahams , 6 pieces 390 72 9 6 510 24

390 72 9 6 510 24
L U N C H
Chunky Campbell's - New England Clam Chowder 360 36 20 10 1,780 2
Trident - Alaskan Salmon Burgers, 1 patty 170 2 9 20 330 0
Butterball - Bacon 140 2 12 8 600 0

670 40 41 38 2,710 2
D I N N E R
Broccoli - Broccoli, 2 cup 120 12 1 11 98 0
EARTHBOUND FARM - ORGANIC BABY SPINACH, 170 g (approx 3 oz, two cups) 40 0 0 4 130 0
Weight Watcher's - Cabbage Soup, 2.28 cups cooked 100 10 0 2 79 6
Potstickers - Potstickers, 10 ea 520 78 14 24 1,200 8

780 100 15 41 1,507 14
S N A C K S
Nice! - Honey Grahams , 6 pieces 390 72 9 6 510 24
Cherry Cheese Danish, 1 Danish 560 75 26 8 570 37

950 147 35 14 1,080 61
Totals 2,790 359 100 99 5,807 101
Your Daily Goal 1,933 241 64 97 2,300 72
Remaining -857 -118 -36 -1 -3,506 -28
Calories Carbs Fat Protein Sodium Sugar
*You've earned 3 extra calories from exercise today         
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Tuesday, March 29, 2016

NOBODY EVER SUSPECTS THE BUTTERFLY!

When talking about his afterlife beliefs, Bart says he wants to come back as a butterfly, because "nobody ever suspects the butterfly". Bart then imagines the school burnt down, with Skinner being arrested for it, while a Bart butterfly is seen with a gas can.

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Of course you are now wondering...what is the point of this? This is my obtuse way of celebrating an email that I received from fitbit yesterday. I have been 'awarded' a new imaginary fitbit badge! This  badge honors my 'lifetime achievement' (that is since September 3, 2015) of taking enough steps to have walked 2500 miles which apparently is equal to the migratory distance of the Monarch Butterfly.


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Your Food Diary For:

Monday, March 28, 2016

BREAKFAST Calories Carbs Fat Protein Sodium Sugar
3 Egg Omelette - Ham and Cheese, 1 Omelette 400 1 30 40 1,225 0

400 1 30 40 1,225 0
L U N C H
EARTHBOUND FARM - ORGANIC BABY SPINACH, 85 g (approx 3 oz, two cups) 20 0 0 2 65 0
Louis Kemp - Crab Delights Leg Style, 3 legs (85g) 70 11 0 6 430 1
Roundy's - Sliced Beets, 1/2 cup 40 8 0 1 250 6
Jb - Hard Boiled Egg, 1 Large Egg (50 g) 78 1 5 6 62 1
Fiorucci - Prosciutto Panino, 2 pieces 125 1 10 9 170 0
Roundy's - Medium Peas, 1.75 cup 245 42 2 14 1,120 21
Lady lLiberty - Asparagus, 3/5 cup 18 2 0 2 408 0
Corn Sweet Whole Kernel No Salt Added, 1.75 cup 280 32 5 7 35 25
CHERRY VANILLA GRANOLA, 1.5 CUP 480 80 14 10 120 30

1,356 177 36 57 2,660 83
D I N N E R
HYVEE - HUGE SPINACH SALAD 750 0 0 0 0 0
Red Delicious Apple, 3 medium apple 285 75 1 2 5 57
YOGURT PRETZELS 380 56 0 4 360 38

1,415 131 1 6 365 95
S N A C K S
high fiber cereal - cereal 480 138 6 18 420 36

480 138 6 18 420 36
Totals 3,651 447 72 121 4,670 214
Your Daily Goal 3,431 429 114 172 2,300 128
Remaining -220 -17 41 51 -2,370 -85
Calories Carbs Fat Protein Sodium Sugar
*You've earned 1,501 extra calories from exercise today         

Your Exercise Diary for:

      Monday, March 28, 2016
Cardiovascular Minutes Calories Burned
Elliptical Trainer 90 1,467
MFP iOS calorie adjustment Ic_i N/A 34

   
Daily Total / Goal 91 / 30 1,501 / 590  
Weekly Total / Goal 91 / 210 1,501 / 4,130

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total calories consumed 3651 calories
total calories burned 1467 calories
total net 2184 calories
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fitbit day 208
17189 steps  .

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Wednesday, February 24, 2016

COLD TURKEY

I can remember, back in December 2015, when I first started to lose weight from a starting point of 309 lbs, I went 'cold turkey.'
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cold tur·key informal noun 
the abrupt and complete cessation of taking a drug to which one is addicted.

"cold turkey, with no medication, is not recommended for those with medical conditions"
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I had been a man that was consuming 5000, perhaps 6000 calories per day for years at a time. I combined this excessive diet with a lifestyle that completely excluded exercise. On December 24, 2014, I made an abrupt change and consumed only 1000 calories per day for three months. Within those three months, my weight dropped by approximately 80 lbs (which is right about where my weight is right now).  Somehow, back then, I was able to convince myself that I was not hungry, or at least that I was not so hungry that I couldn't hold out for my next meal. I remember so clearly how convinced I was once I reached a desired weight, it would be easy to limit myself to 2000 calories per day.  Apparently I was delusional, as it has not been easy to even limit myself to 3000 calories per day. On the other hand, I have maintained a very aggressive workout regiment - and for that I remain proud of myself. I just need to find the guy that I was one year ago to get back on track. I know that he is nearby.  If I continue to go backwards when I weigh myself this Saturday, it might be time to add some 'cold turkey' back to the program.



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Your Food Diary For:

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

BREAKFAST Calories Carbs Fat Protein Sodium Sugar
Daisy - Low-fat Cottage Cheese 2% Milk Fat 360 16 10 52 1,400 16
Wonder Bread - Classic White, 4 slices 280 58 3 8 360 10
Smuckers - Sugar Free Concord Grape Jam 40 20 0 0 0 0
Nice! - Creamy Peanut Butter, 2 Tbsp 180 8 15 7 130 3

860 102 28 67 1,890 29
L U N C H
HUGE SPINACH SALAD, 1.5 SALAD 750 0 0 0 0 0
Teriyaki Salmon Steaks, 6 oz 270 3 8 47 365 5

1,020 3 8 47 365 5
D I N N E R
Campbell's ChunkChicken Corn Chowder Microwave Bowl, 4 cup 760 80 40 24 3,360 20

760 80 40 24 3,360 20
S N A C K S
Edy's Outshine Fruit Bar - Creamy Coconut, 1 bar 120 20 3 4 40 18
Nestle - Milk Chocolate Bar, 1 bar 210 27 12 2 20 25

330 47 15 6 60 43
Totals 2,970 232 91 144 5,675 97
Your Daily Goal 3,792 474 126 190 2,300 142
Remaining 822 242 35 46 -3,375 45
Calories Carbs Fat Protein Sodium Sugar
*You've earned 1,862 extra calories from exercise today         
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       Your Exercise Diary for:

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Cardiovascular Minutes Calories Burned
MATRIX FITNESS 7xi 65 1,036
MATRIX FITNESS 7xi 65 1,006
MFP iOS calorie adjustment Ic_i N/A -180

   
Daily Total / Goal 131 / 30 1,862 / 590  
Weekly Total / Goal 262 / 210 3,811 / 4,130             
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total calories consumed 2970 calories
total calories burned (elliptical) 2042 calories
total net 928 calories
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fitbit day 174
17491 steps  
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Sunday, June 7, 2015

RUMINATIONS, OBSERVATIONS & EXPLANATIONS of WEIGHT FLUCTUATIONS & ABERRATIONS


RUMINATIONS, OBSERVATIONS and EXPLANATIONS of WEIGHT FLUCTUATIONS and ABERRATIONS


Yesterday when I hopped onto my scale,  I weighed 216 lbs.
One week ago, while in Columbus, Ohio I hopped onto my scale (same scale) and weighed 224.4 lbs.
Two weeks ago, when I hopped onto my scale,  I weighed 218.2 lbs.
I can never be convinced that I gained 6.2 lbs in the week from May 23 until May 30.
Likewise, I can never be convinced that I lost 8.4 lbs in the week from May 30 until June 6.
The very reason that I have been so adamant about resisting the urge to weigh myself more than once per week was precisely to avoid these types of fluctuations, aberrations and aggravations.
I suspected that my 'massive' 6.2 lb weight gain from May 23 until May 30 was NOT caused by consuming a SURPLUS of 21,000 calories over and above what my body would need just to maintain its weight in a short seven day time frame. 
Those are my ruminations and observations.
Time for some explanations.

I make an effort to weigh myself more-or-less at the same time each Saturday for my evaluations.  
My desire to be consistent in this timing can easily have some complications.
If I have eaten a heavy meal later in the evening of Friday night, there is the possibility that my food has not been fully digested yet.  If I have drank too much water, or tea or coffee and have not had the opportunity to, let's just say, properly complete a normal dehydration, that can tip the scale higher.  An abundance of sodium eaten the night before can be responsible for too high a level of fluids in the body.  If one were inconsistent about weighing oneself after a vigorous workout - the weight on the scale would be artificially lower than on a day when one didn't weigh oneself after a vigorous workout (What a sentence!  I really need an editor!)  Anyway, I absolutely avoid this particular issue.  On the Friday night in Columbus before my Saturday morning weigh-in I was drinking alcohol (Glenlivet's on the rocks) rather heavily.  I can only assume that this plays havoc with my digestation.  (by the way, I am aware that 'digestation' is not a word.)

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RHYME TIME
After my annoying weigh-in on Saturday May 23, it turns out, misplaced was my consternation.
My weight had not really suffered from a major escalation.
And yet, before I stepped on the scale yesterday, I admit it was with great hesitation.
Recently consumed with doubts, and questioning the intensity of my recent continuing motivation.
Yesterday's weigh-in of 216 lbs provided a terrific weight gain refutation.
It turns out that yesterday was really a time for exultationcelebration and jubilation.
This is no time for abdication.
In fact, I feel a revived inspiration.
Losing weight is still my aspiration.
Today I proclaim a rededication...
...to continued eating with some degree of moderation.
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 Saturday MENU


breakfast    SMOKED OYSTERS, apple, fruit/grain bar, oat/honey bar   495 calories 

lunch          Campbell's Tortilla Soup, Cucumber salad, 2 oat/honey bars  525 calories
dinner         Microwaveable Orange Chicken, oat/honey bars, 4 apples    1000 calories                    
                        
total calories  2020 calories


calories burned

STAIR CLIMBING (ground floor to 25th floor)  65 calories   (3 min, 45 sec)
10AM  elliptical (level 16, manual setting)  586 calories
STAIR DESCENDING (25th floor to ground floor) 15 calories   (2 min, 46 sec)


TOTAL CALORIES BURNED  665 CALORIES



Saturday net calories   1355 calories

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I have copied an more detailed and easily understandable explanation of weight fluctuations from THE BIGGEST LOSER CLUB website.  This is an official website of the NBC reality series.


Are your weighing scales telling the truth?
We explain the reasons behind unfair weight fluctuations


Do you sometimes step on the scales after a week of eating well and wonder where you went wrong? Have you ever weighed yourself the morning after a big night out and despaired about how it can take a week to lose half a kilo but only a few hours to gain 2kg? What’s the deal with these unfair weight fluctuations?
The truth about rapid weight gain
The good news is that it is almost impossible for a sudden extra weight gain to be fat. True weight gain is slow, just as true weight loss takes time. Remember, 1kg equals around 7,000 calories, which means if you burn around 1,800 calories every 24 hours (check your diary for your average daily burn), you would have to consume more than 8,000 calories in a single day to gain 1kg extra of fat.
So, what’s happening? What causes your weight to drop one day and shoot up the next?
When you get on the scales you don’t just weigh your organs, muscles, bones and fat, you weigh everything in your body at that time, including:
  • the water in your system
  • the liquids you’ve recently taken in
  • the undigested food you’ve eaten
It’s these things that can cause the big fluctuations.
Water in your system
A glass of water weighs around 250g.
When you drink a glass there is an immediate impact on the scales. Add some salty food into the mix and chances are you’ll see some even higher numbers. Sodium is like a magnet for water: it attracts and holds onto it.
There are other factors that encourage your body to retain extra water. Medications like high blood pressure and anti-inflammatory drugs are one. Hormones can also play a part. The ebbs and flows of female hormones throughout the month are often mirrored by the ebbs and flows of water retention. Paradoxically, drinkinginsufficient water is another cause of water retention. When your body senses it is becoming dehydrated, it retains as much fluid as it can.
Carbohydrate reserves
Your body stores carbohydrate for later use as glycogen in the liver and muscle tissue. Glycogen holds water in a ratio of 3g of water to 1g of glycogen, which makes it bulky and heavy.
Your body constantly depletes and replenishes this store of glycogen and water. When you are in weight loss mode, your reserves are low most of the time. When you refuel, your body replenishes them along with the accompanying water.
Weigh yourself when your glycogen stores are low and you will see a much lighter result to when they are topped up. This is not fat, but a fluctuation brought on by your body’s natural processes.
Food weight
If you step on to the scales while holding a sandwich, you will weigh more than when you are empty handed. If you eat the sandwich, you will carry its weight until it is digested.
However, food weight and energy density are not equivalent.
You are likely to gain weight if you eat 1kg of butter because it yields around 7,000 calories, which is more extra energy than you can expend in 1 day.
If you eat 1kg of lettuce, however, you will only hold onto the extra weight for the time that it takes for it to work its way through your system and come out the other side. The calorie yield is so low, it is easily burned up.
Post workout
Exercise combines water loss from perspiration and respiration with glycogen loss.
Straight after a workout your weight is likely to be down, but these good numbers only last as long as your next drink, your next meal, or both.
Dealing with upsetting fluctuations
The day after you’ve had a night off your healthy eating plan is the worst time to weigh yourself. Depending on the amount of sodium in your meal, you could be retaining water, along with the extra weight from undigested and uneliminated food.
If you are likely to be discouraged, stay away from the scales for a couple of days after a night off.
For those other times when there seems to be no reason for the fluctuation, think about what’s been happening in the previous few days:
  • Are you constipated?
  • Have you eaten something salty?
  • Were you dehydrated the last time you stepped on the scales?
Check your diary, because real weight gain and weight loss is all about calories in versus calories out.
If you have tracked your energy equation and you have not eaten an extra few thousand calories that week, the only reason for your weight gain will be food or water weight.
More: Why can't I lose weight?Tips for weighing in
  • Use the same scales at the same time each week while wearing the same clothes, or none at all.
  • Take your waist measurements each week. If the scales go up but your waist measurements stay the same, you know it is fluid rather than fat your cells are holding.
  • Check your energy balance using your diary. It’s a fantastic predictor of weight gain.
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I did notice that after my 6.2 lb 'weight gain' last week, that my belt continued to be tightened at it regular normal spot.  So, really, what was I so worried about? 


so...in conclusion...

with apologies to Johnnie 'If it doesn't fit, you must acquit' Cochran...
...IF THE BELT STILL FITS, DON'T GET INTO SNITS