DEAR GOD

Dear God,
Thank you very much for Global Warming. Dare I say it. "Thank God for Global Warming."
I cannot imagine how much colder our winters would be without the benefit of Global Warming.
I know that you are controlling the global warming by the carbon emissions from our modern lifestyles and particularly our fossil fueled cars. This is completely obvious to everyone, except actual clear-thinking scientists and other modestly intelligent people with an IQ above room temperature.
I do have a question for you: When you melted the one mile thick glaciers that covered North America about 10,000 years ago, how did you ever manage that? I am asking because back then the Fake Media, led by The New York Times, was not around to blame SUV's, hairspray, meat-eaters and Republicans for destroying the environment.
Currently in my hometown of Chicago, we have not been above freezing for more than a week, and the forecast for the next week going forward calls for more frigid weather.
Just yesterday, there was something called a bombogenesis (bomb cyclone) that threatened to wipe out the entire east coast of the United States of America. Back when I was a kid, in the old days, we used to refer to similar weather events a 'snowstorm.' (How could we have been so naive?) Obviously the master plan for global warming has created something new as a result our meddling with the climate.
Regarding the global warming, can you please turn it up a notch?
Thank you for considering my request.
All the best,
Marc

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Your Food Diary For:

Thursday, January 4, 2018

BREAKFAST	Calories kcal	Carbs g	Fat g	Protein g	Sodium mg	Sugar g
Quaker - Instant Oatmeal- Maple, 4 packet	640	128	8	16	1,040	48
Bread, raisin, toasted, enriched	200	38	3	6	253	4
	840	166	11	22	1,293	52
L U N C H
Taco Bell - Hard Shell Tacos	680	48	40	32	1,240	4
	680	48	40	32	1,240	4
D I N N E R
Subway - Seafood Sensation	820	100	38	26	1,480	16
	820	100	38	26	1,480	16
S N A C K S
Protein Plus Protein Bar MET-Rx	400	37	13	41	123	1
Skinny pop cheddar - White Cheddar	300	30	18	4	190	0
	700	67	31	45	313	1
Totals	3,040	381	120	125	4,326	73
Your Daily Goal	1,962	245	65	99	2,300	73
Remaining	-1,078	-136	-55	-26	-2,026	0
	Calories kcal	Carbs g	Fat g	Protein g	Sodium mg	Sugar g
	*You've earned 32 extra calories from exercise today