INCOME TAX DAY

Today, April 15, 2016, I have chosen to provide the service of reminding all of my fellow Americans, as well as illegal and undocumented workers that today is the day that your 2015 Tax Returns are due with the Federal Government.  I urge you to pay your taxes as our government spends all of our money very judiciously. And if you believe that, I have a bridge that you might be interested in purchasing.

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Your Food Diary For:

Thursday, April 14, 2016

BREAKFAST	Calories	Carbs	Fat	Protein	Sodium	Sugar
Egg, whole, cooked, poached, 3 large	215	1	14	19	446	1
Butterball - Bacon Style Turkey, 4 slices	140	2	12	8	600	0
Medium - Anjou Pear, 2 pear	200	50	0	2	0	34
	555	53	26	29	1,046	35
L U N C H
Jimmy Johns - Bootlegger on French Bread, 1 sandwhich	660	66	27	43	1,750	0
Endangered Species Chocolate - Natural Dark Chocolate With Cherries, 1 Bar	500	44	32	6	0	22
Apple - Apple, Red Delicious, Medium, 2 medium apple	190	50	0	0	4	38
Banana Chips, 1 cup	340	40	20	2	0	10
	1,690	200	79	51	1,754	70
D I N N E R
EARTHBOUND FARM - ORGANIC BABY SPINACH, 170 g (approx 3 oz, two cups)	40	0	0	4	130	0
Campbell's Chunky - Manhattan Clam Chowder, 2 cup	240	36	6	10	1,600	6
Quaker - Chocolate Chip Granola, 1 bar	100	17	4	1	75	7
	380	53	10	15	1,805	13
Totals	2,625	306	114	95	4,605	118
Your Daily Goal	1,988	248	66	100	2,300	74
Remaining	-637	-58	-48	5	-2,304	-43
	Calories	Carbs	Fat	Protein	Sodium	Sugar
	*You've earned 58 extra calories from exercise today

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from wikipedia:

George C. Parker (1870–1936) was an American con man. He made his living conducting illegal sales of property he did not own, often New York's public landmarks, to unwary immigrants. The Brooklyn Bridge was the subject of several of his transactions, predicated on the notion of the buyer controlling access to the bridge. Police removed several of his victims from the bridge as they tried to erect toll booths.

Parker is remembered as one of the most successful con men in the history of the United States, as well as one of history's most talented hoaxers. His methods have passed into popular culture, giving rise to phrases such as "and if you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you", a popular way of expressing a belief that someone is gullible. 

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