FITBIT vs. MOM

This posting if meant to be tongue in cheek.  I just saw this posted on my facebook 'newsfeed' yesterday.

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It is true that I like my fitbit.
It is also true that I am a willing slave to my fitbit which needs to be 'fed' steps every day.
It is not true that the fitbit nags me.
It is also not true that my Mom nags me (incessantly - only sometimes)
It is true that no matter what my accomplishments - my fitbit is never proud of me.
It is also true that my Mom is often very proud of me.
It is true that I like my fitbit.
However, It is true that I do love my Mom.
Any questions?
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Your Food Diary For:

Monday, March 14, 2016

BREAKFAST	Calories	Carbs	Fat	Protein	Sodium	Sugar
2 Egg Omelette With Ham & Cheese	383	2	21	32	810	2
Nature Valley -Oats & Honey	190	29	6	4	160	12
	573	31	27	36	970	14
L U N C H
Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich	520	70	30	18	700	26
YOGURT PRETZELS	418	62	18	4	396	42
	938	132	48	22	1,096	68
D I N N E R
Red Delicious Apple, 2 medium apple	190	50	1	1	4	38
Cabbage Soup	300	31	1	7	235	17
Grilled Cheese Sandwich	360	128	28	36	500	22
	850	209	29	44	739	77
Totals	2,361	371	104	102	2,805	159
Your Daily Goal	5,382	673	179	270	2,300	201
Remaining	3,021	301	74	167	-504	42
	Calories	Carbs	Fat	Protein	Sodium	Sugar
	*You've earned 3,452 extra calories from exercise today

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       Your Exercise Diary for:

Monday, March 14, 2016

Cardiovascular	Minutes	Calories Burned
PRECOR AMT (ADAPTIVE MOTION TRAINER)	125	2,308
STAR TRAC ELLIPTICAL	92	1,502
MFP iOS calorie adjustment	N/A	-358
Daily Total / Goal	218 / 30	3,452 / 590
Weekly Total / Goal	218 / 210	3,452 / 4,130

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total calories consumed 2361 calories

total calories burned (elliptical) 3810 calories

total net 1449 calorie deficit

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fitbit day 194

23268 steps  

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